Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Randomize
