I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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