idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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