Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
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