textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
