"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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