if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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