Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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