You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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