Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm lost and stupid without you.
My hand turned me down
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
