: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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