It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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