She's JV to your varsity
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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