question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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