i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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