i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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