in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
It's just like the Real World with babies
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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