I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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