it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
honey bunches of taint.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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