I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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