Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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