All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
so much tequila, so little girl.
You are the jesus of drinking
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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