id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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