i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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