I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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