You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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