I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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