Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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