u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I need help removing her.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
is that a dick in a sweater?
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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