I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Everything about him screamed your future.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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