HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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