no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
We left an ass print on the piano.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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