It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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