You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
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