we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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