Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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