A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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