Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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