I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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