somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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