so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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