Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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