Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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