Jerry, you need to find god
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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