my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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