i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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