My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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