Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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