If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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