his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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